February 2012
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booty call resume
Name: Matthew Zumwalt Age: 21 Sex: Male STDS: Disease Free
Skills
World Champion of Fingerfucking
Cunnilingus Artist
Not afraid to lick an ass
Golden dick sex wizard 3rd degree
Completely incapable of developing feelings for anyone
References
Every girl from the internet
Call me
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queenofdisease asked: I need someone to take me out on dates, snuggle, and play with my butt.
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chandlerlesueur replied to your post: girls who like to kiss
girls are so into this
not rly doe
ok
idk what to do tonight
I’ll either
start a new book since I just finished the collection of essays I was reading
masturbate myself into a coma and hopefully fall asleep at a decent hour
watch episodes of tv shows I’v seen dozens of times before
girls who like to kiss
come kiss me
Anonymous asked: Lololol let me see that ass
Anonymous asked: Whats your number?
ask for my number or something →
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also
drugsdeathdolin:
fuck the game.
How are you gonna call the based god a “man fan” when you had a butterfly face tattoo?
Gimme a break son.
dude can’t rap for shit
makes a living off of beef
look, i'll put it simply. if you don't like...
livingrottingfailure:
snakesovchrist:
drugsdeathdolin:
I like my bbq sauce like i like my mosh.
Open fucking Pit
ohhhhhhh PUNishing us with PUNs
Lee Dolin i am not impressed
put my booty on the wiggaz in paris mixtape right now and i’ll forgive you
Lauren, do you have what it takes to make the cover of WIP?
look, i'll put it simply. if you don't like...
drugsdeathdolin:
I like my bbq sauce like i like my mosh.
Open fucking Pit
ohhhhhhh PUNishing us with PUNs
look, i'll put it simply. if you don't like...
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joshuahobbs:
SORRY I’M NOT SORRY
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teenage-cream:
matt’s lame
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I think I’ve got reverse erectile dysfunction
Because my dick is always hard
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Hard Hearts, Be Cold Tonight: hideoustowns: Let me... →
hideoustowns:
Let me preface this by saying that above all things, I believe in the first amendment and freedom of religion.
Did anyone else hear about the Mormon church posthumously baptizing Anne Frank? Personally, I already find the Mormon church morally reprehensible due to its…
